kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

suupreme-cunt:

i wish i was stoned and receiving oral sex

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

mcqueeny:

No money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami

humancum:

too ugly to date attractive people too attractive to date ugly people

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

heart:

I made it!

heart:

I made it!

"Smooth out your skirt and do not look at him"
Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t  (via coyotegold)

yoncevevo:

trashleytrashley:

yoncevevo:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*

try and one up me again bitch

Tumblr’s Relationship with Kristen Stewart (inspired by)

unsharedmemories:

i find it extremely sad that my parents have no idea what i’ve been through and continue to go through

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are