starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

blastortoise:

listening to lana del rey makes me want to buy a giant fur coat and sit in a really fancy chair in front of a fire place while holding a cigarette in one of those long cigarette holder things sipping on a glass of red wine with my legs crossed

exasperatingme:

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

nahshaw:

true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut

the female mind is a very strange place.

No one’s denying it

jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

cokeflow:

jakemalik:

I love the new iOS7 so cool how it makes your phone waterproof now

I trusted you…

biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

basedmanga:

tobelovedisagift:

Why the fuck is tommy killing his family?!

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breerun:

queennubian:

preach Jada!

ME IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE LATELY

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.