nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

tommypickles:

when i see my selfie on my dash

tommypickles:

when i see my selfie on my dash

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

sxdeways:

im gonna do this too

sxdeways:

im gonna do this too

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

senatorbooty:

hellabiafra:

uh NEWSFLASH POOR PEOPLE, if you want better public transportation maybe u should learn to drive….kthxbai :3

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"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
4:26am
7/1/14 (via nevahmind)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

officialschool:

me as a detective