i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
To my future wife…
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked